I try not to dwell on celebrity gossip too much since there are so many more important issues we could be focusing on, like Weebuls, and where to get them, and different kinds of Weebuls we had, and how fucked up the whale Weebul is, and whether it's better than the shark Weebul, but this was too important to ignore.
I am very sorry to have to tell you that Amy Winhouse has dieted so hard that she is now only a head with no body.
Now that her singing/tottering career is over she is trying to get a job at the Enchanted Forest.
2 comments:
I think that she could totally get a job there!
you know.... Its always important when the miracles of dieting can help someone lose their whole fucking body!!!
Wow...
B'HAH!!! That is the funniest thing I've read all day! Thanks Yellow and Purple!
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